weavemunchers:

Ladies & gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking. If you look thru the left hand windows right now youโ€™ll see me doing the worm on the runway

nosdrinker:

you make it to the final round on who wants to be a millionaire and the $1,000,000 question is

ok do u finger urself

latenights-earlymornings-things:

milly-oro:

thatmodelgirl:

dashingthroughitall:

fukkkres:

when she ready for round two but you look down and ur meat like

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lmfaooooooo

Yoooooo lmfaooooooo

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Donโ€™t let people treat you like a cigarette, they only use you when theyโ€™re bored and step on you when theyโ€™re done. Be like drugs, let them die for you.
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  • House phone: *rings*
  • Me: nah
  • the damn thang: *does it*
How you let a broke nigga break your heart
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